Fallout Food

Types of food that will survive a nuclear attack such as twinkies and jiffy pop, and MRE's.

I keep a box of fallout food in the basement for when the bomb drops!

by Zoltar85 January 22, 2023

Food shape

When you’re in the kitchen more than the gym- you’re in food shape.

I was in such good shape when I exercised, had sex a lot, and didn’t eat. Now I’m just in food shape.

by Things Laurel Says... August 30, 2018

Food miscarriage

Diarrhea

Man that chipotle gave me a food baby that tragically became a food miscarriage

by Pashera December 4, 2020

Food incest

When you put two foods that are made from the same base food together, some examples are:
Ketchup and salsa (Why?)
Hot dogs and pork ribs (Understandable, you can put a condom on a hotdog)
Rice and cereal (What is wrong with you?)

Person one: DUDE STOP PUTTING RICE IN YOUR CEREAL
Person two: Just try it, it tastes good I swear *-*
Person one: IT'S NOT EVEN COOKED, ANYWAYS THAT'S FOOD INCEST!

by KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKYOIN October 4, 2021

Food horny

When the food looks so good that you have a very strong desire for it.

I just saw the photo of the food you posted. Where did you get that? I’m food horny.

by DeOreo July 13, 2020

hamster food

When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.

Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.

by Errect Phalic Member May 27, 2016

Faggot (food)

Cited from wikipedia.org, "Faggots are meatballs made from minced off-cuts and offal, especially pork (traditionally pig's heart, liver, and fatty belly meat or bacon) together with herbs for flavouring and sometimes added bread crumbs. It is a traditional dish in the United Kingdom, especially South and Mid Wales and the English Midlands."

"I like eating Faggot (food)s, they taste good."

by 1x1 January 7, 2022