dutch uncle

a well sanded wooden board with a penis sized hole for masturbatory delight!

I got no play last night, so I went home and used the dutch uncle.

by RZA August 13, 2004

Dutch Tanning

When you fart while in tanning bed and the fan is on, blowing your poop particles towards your face while warming them. MUCH worse than a dutch oven

I was tanning, and well, dutch tanning = horrible. fml.

by JOEYJONASS January 19, 2010

dutch curtains

When you shit on your partners face. And whipe their face away as if drawing the curtains.

Gorge said to Martha as they where going to bed. After we fornicate don't forget your Dutch curtains .

by Popular culture May 2, 2015

Double Dutch

1. uninteligable, speech or language

2. simultaneous use of a condom and a birth control pill

I couldn't understand her Double Dutch about the concept of Double Dutch.

by The Return of Light Joker September 5, 2011

Dutch bath

A minimal level of personal-hygiene preparation (in advance of a night-out/date) whereby a young male will splash water onto his sweaty genital area before drying it vigorously on a communal hand-towel, in preference to having a proper shower.

After his prolonged Laire session, Steve realized he was running late but his gooch was humming, "dutch bath it is then!" he thought.

by Jonskipop March 20, 2010

Dutch oven

When you trap a living thing under bed covers and blow wind. (fart)

Dutch oven is a Dutch oven

by Mr. N April 22, 2017

dutch apple

this can be done by anyone as long as it involves two people, u start by inserting the index finger into the bumhole, work in your middle finger and so on with the ring and little finger, then the thumb gets involved, so u have to pyramid your hand to get the thumb in, once in the hand has to be forced past the threshold and once inside a fist is to be made, once your fist is form and turned into uppercut position, this is your apple, then with your other arm wrap it around their waist and pick them up, then thrust them with your apple untill they scream, what makes this dutch is u have a schmoke and a pancake afterwards

dutch apple dutch apple

by harris87 February 22, 2011