Dutch Tanning

When you fart while in tanning bed and the fan is on, blowing your poop particles towards your face while warming them. MUCH worse than a dutch oven

I was tanning, and well, dutch tanning = horrible. fml.

by JOEYJONASS January 20, 2010

Dutch Farmer's Tan

Engaging in a frisk session of anal fisting where you enter up to your elbow.

How was my trip to the Netherlands? Well let me put it this way – it was raining the entire time, but I still got a Dutch Farmer's Tan!

by sl3m4y March 30, 2010