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Drying the tap 

The action of using toilet paper to wipe off the remaining drops of piss coming out of your dick after a long, hard leak.
"Hey have you finished pissing yet? I can't hear anymore drops". "Yeah man i'll be out any second, just drying the tap".
Related Words
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James Smith One-Tap

A kill in CSGO that is not actually a one tap, but James Smith would still call it one.
James: *Empties full magazine on an enemy*
James: One Tap!!!
Hugo: That's a James Smith One-Tap right there

The ultimate tap 

Yo Riley is the ultimate tap

Russian love tap 

To knock out someone with a strong punch.
Yea so this guy named Nathan was being a bitch so I have him a Russian love tap.
Russian love tap by GreyTheHuman February 20, 2020

Tucson Double-Tap 

Penitentiary term. When returning from commissary on a hot Summer’s day, you get tired of waiting on the Officer to let you back in the unit, so you pull down your bromo’s pants, grab that sweet meat, and give it the ole’ Tucson Hand-Shake until the Control Room Officer sees you on camera and calls a code.
Inmate 1: Man how long you been waiting?
Inmate 2: Damn near 30 minutes!
Inmate 1: Fuck that, it’s time for a Tucson Double-Tap!

Devil’s tap 

Shagging a girl that hard she starts her period
I was pounding a girl so hard last night I turned on the devil’s tap