Stoneritis

a condition in which a person no longer wants to hang out with someone unless they have marijuana with them

person 1: Wanna hang?
person 2: Sure, you got gas?
person 1: nah
person 2: never mind then.

person 1: man you got a major case of stoneritis!

by okLittiLko May 20, 2017

stoner

Stoners are people who get stoned and like it. Usually pretty damn cool but get a bad rep from all that bullshit about pot being a gateway drug and that we'll all pressure you into doing drugs. Also tend to have a better appreciation for life and music and stuff.

dude 1: I wish everyone was a stoner
Dude 2: Yeah me too
Asshole: Ew you are stoners? Get your filthy peer ressure away from me liek oh mah ged

by Lord_Darkmoor August 5, 2017

stoner excursion

A short trip taken by pot smokers while high, usually to purchase snacks or to acquire more marijuana.

"Hey man, do you want to go on a little stoner excursion?"

by blazin420copscantcatchme August 29, 2017

Stonerholic

suffix forming nouns
indicating a person having an abnormal desire for or dependence on marijuana , cannabis, dank, weed .....

Every time I see you, you got a blunt! "You're a stonerholic" ..........

by gripcampaign September 1, 2017

Stoner Boner

When you smoke weed with a girl just to boneher

Yo Allie is so hot
yeah and she smokes hella weed
aaah shit looks like I'm about to start getting it in with her
dude you're such a stoner boner

by ShadowFiend45 October 26, 2017

stoners honor

When your friend promises you that you will smoke some bud later

“We gonna smoke later” “yea stoners honor”

by Faddeddarkness November 5, 2017

stoner

A.K.A a weed smoking faggot.

Tommy is a stoner.

by RedepicfaceRedepio November 19, 2017