chocolate starfish

when ones whole hand enters the anus, the person then proceeds to open their hand and make a starfish shape inside your rectum

i tried the chocolate starfish the other day, i got my fingernails stuck in his bummole.

by ThiccBoiHitler May 13, 2019

snarf

To rub your hands all over your dick, balls, and ass crack and then shake someones hand.

Mark has downs syndrome and forgets to wash his hands after shitting. Sometimes he snarfs people while working at his greeter job at McDonalds.

by Nasty McShasty May 30, 2005

STARFISH

One who has been knocked out

Rider was lying in the starfish position after being knocked out

by Mark April 20, 2004

Scarfpin

a person of epic proportions, someone who is amazing in all aspecs, a person with the biggest heart ever, and would do anything for their friends, and someone who is ridiculously good looking.

Wow, she is such a Scarfpin.

by weeenerrr October 16, 2008

Snarfgasm

An exclamation; a synonym for 'are you serious!?'

-Okay, hand in your labs

-Oh, snarfgasm, I left mine at home.

by FourthXCrunner March 10, 2009

snarf

Old man who sniffs little girls bicycle seats on hot days.

Look at that old guy snarfing that bike seat. Gee it's hot today.

by Rod Gizinya April 18, 2016

Snarfblat

When a partner cums on the other parters back, snorts it off there back then spits it out onto the back of the partner

Yo! Last night I had this crazy date, and at the end I snarfblated her, but now I feel like I have a runny nose.

by Snarfblaster69 July 21, 2021