Squat Cobbler

It's when a man sits in pie and wiggles his penis around wearing a costume. Occasionally the man starts tearing up, therefore it's known as Crybaby Squad.

One might also stumble upon one of these definitions:
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon-Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple-Simon-The-Ass-Man
Dutch Apple Ass

(originated by the character of Saul Goodman in a television series "Better Call Saul")

SIMON: Bro, did you hear what Angela caught Patrick doing last night?
ALEX: No, what?
SIMON: He was sitting in a freaking apple pie wiggling his dick in cinnamon while wearing a Power Rangers outfit.
ALEX: Wow, what a squat cobbler, that guy.

by Clarkinator July 28, 2016

squatell

Found by some nj who heard "squatting dog" from the movie "man 2 man". Which is a mix of an ass that is squatting. Other wise a complete idiot who likes pokemon and squirtle.

Squatell you messed up the strat again you nj!
your such a squatell you nj!

by EASEAEEA August 8, 2006

Square Beezy

1. of or referring to a female who is known to associate with asshole-type men, and seems to enjoy being treated like shit.

2. referring to a female who is not present.

1. "Dude, if my square beezy don't hurry up and get her ass back here, I'ma have to sock that hoe."

2. "Seriously, is that broad Michelle a square beezy, or what?"

by wizzy & t-nutty & bossie September 9, 2006

WC Squared (wc2)

World Class Wonder Cunt

Here comes the WC's new boss ..the WC
Squared ..twice as ineffective,but twice as powerful

by frog 514 November 25, 2002

prairie squat

The act of defecating outdoors.

"I was at a bonfire last night and I totally had to Prairie Squat and wipe with leaves"

by Drozz July 21, 2005

chubbington square

Someone that is fat or mildly obese.

Someone walks up to his mate and says "You need to go on a diet chubbington square"

by Chris_saintsfc February 3, 2007

square peg round hole

anal fisting. comes from the square knuckle shape of the fist not fitting up the ass

my gf is into some really kinky shit. last night she wanted me to square peg round hole her

by analplaya2 March 8, 2011