Spoon

A obsequious human being that feeds other plaudits through desperation of being accepted and conforming with the majority

I'm tired of this spoon telling everyone what they want to hear

by Draco Mandelbrot January 16, 2022

INFANT SPOON

IT'S A DELIVERY OPTION AT RELENTKESS where PHISHING is not an OPTION before FISHING.

Look just stick that INFANT SPOON up your PRIME ASSH0LE and when you pull it out after you FEEL THE DELIVERY has arrived as please STICK A ROUND as you will find the DELIVERY MAN as he happens to be real ANAL about getting those package deliveries to you BUT AMAZON is still saying no TO A NEW YORK NEW YORK HEADQUARTERS but that BLUE ARROW is a salute to POOR ROT.

by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL July 9, 2022

Going fishing with a spoon

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

poking the spoon

When a man develops an erection while spooning his partner.

I had a hard time falling asleep last night because Jake kept poking the spoon.

by Manly Hopkins January 24, 2012

Goon Spoon

A mannequin arm attached to a mic stand, to wirelessly cup your balls for you.

John stole a mannequin from Truworth (queens park), to build himself a Goon Spoon.

by Peter Pan's Anus July 18, 2025

Spoon

A spoon. An empty, vacuous, vacant person.

You're a effing spoon mate!

by Yonkyo November 23, 2013

Slings And Spoons

A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.

Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.

by Pentabagel July 22, 2023