Spider-Man: No Way Home

ok so I watched this movie twice at the cinema and let me fucking tell you this it was absolutely fucking AMAZINGGGGGGF brooooooo GO WATCH IT IF U HAVENT ALREADY!!! (No spoiling pls if u have) I have no words I am beyond flabbergasted and and and and and and uhhmmm YEAHHH IT WAS SO GOOD UGH 😩😩😩😩 *cums*

Me: Yo bro you seen the new Spider-Man: No Way Home ?

Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?

Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*

Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*

by swaggiestkylefp December 30, 2021

queer shiver

When you take a shot of liquor and it doesn't agree 100% and you give that shiver.

Donna just took a shot of that cheap vodka and it gave her a queer shiver.

by Jonny Boococky August 19, 2010

Cosmic Spider

The act of allowing a large spider to run up and down the shaft causing stimulation until climex is reached; thus rocketing the spider into the cosmos.

I gave that daddy long legs a wicked cosmic spider last night.

by Arachnophiliacs September 24, 2011

Morman Spider

A male spider that has many females spiders that he has sex with. Can have have a large hairy spider penis that its uses to run for president.

-Man, Mitt Romney is such a Morman Spider!

-Gee Billy you sure have sex with alot of women you are like a Morman Spider

by Soon Soon Soon November 20, 2013

Reverse Spider-Man

When a girl is jacking off a guy, and he cums in her hand, she throws the cum into his face and yells “Go web shooter!”

He thought it was going to be a special night, jokes on him. He got reverse Spider-Man’d

by Casemurai November 8, 2019

Shiver Bone

Another word for the male boner.

Oh yeah baby, rub my shiver bone.

by Grazing on the shiverbone December 22, 2008

Spider Flange

A vagina that has been out of use for so long that it has come alive. It grows eight legs, lots of hair and it also shoots webs.

No 1: I had a rough woman last night...

No 2: What happened?

No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.

No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....

by potato pusher December 31, 2010