pussy socialism

As in the Marxist slogan: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need"

But instead of economics, this slogan relates to pussy. Specifically, when a buddy who pulls a lot of poon shares his conquests with his less fortunate buddy -- that's pussy socialism.

"Thank god for pussy socialism, otherwise I'd never get laid!"

by marxist_pussy August 12, 2014

minarcho-socialism

A socialist mode of production (ie, means of production owned by the workers, standard wage) with a minimal government to ensure the preservation of worker's rights.

Libertarian socialism is a broader term that can break down into smaller ideologies, such as anarcho-socialism and minarcho-socialism.

by Lexiiiiii_ April 5, 2021

social loafing

Social loafing takes place in a public venue, such as a park, library, or movie theater. Social loafing is when two males with erect penises stick their shafts into opposite ends of a loaf of bread, often with holes pre-cut into the loaf. The holes can be filled with butter, margarine, or spermicidal lubricant.
There are rules to this procedure however:
1. If you are gay and proceed to attempt this, you must follow this up by tossing some salad or serving up a good ol' rusty trombone.
2. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, you must immediately have sex with the nearest girl, hot or not, to nullify the gayness.
3. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, and if you bump heads within the bread, you must stop IMMEDIATELY and proceed to watch HOURS of lesbian pornography.

Austin and Ben felt like experimenting in front of their girlfriends, so they proceeded to engage in social loafing at their local library. Afterwards, they had glorious sex with their girlfriends on top of novels written by Stephen King....

by TossMySaladpl0x? April 24, 2011

libertarian socialism

libertarian-A person who advocates liberty, especially in regard to thought or conduct.

socialism-The belief that all property should be held by the state or in common. Since most libertarian socialists are anarchists they believe in property being held in common, meaning anyone can use what ever they want whenever they feel like it.

Basically, while libertarian capitalists believe all force and coercion is wrong unless used to defend one's person or property libertarian socialists believe all force and coercion is wrong unless used to defend one's person, but not one's property since all property was originally founded on theft and relies on state coercion. Without state coercion capitalists would have to create private organizations (basically, miniature states) to enforce property 'rights'. Libertarian capitalists ignore the fact that companies would monopolize land and exclude certain companies, eventually leading to vast tracts of private property that function like modern states do.

see also: anarchism

The Spanish anarchist revolution in the '30s and the Zapatista Revolution today are examples of people trying to achieve libertarian socialism.

by 21stCenturyRebel September 11, 2007

sofiabinladin

it all started on September 2001 the twin penis towers got a bit off by sofiabinladin and the twin penis towers collapsed because they were half-standing

have heard the devastating of sofiabinladin

by pplicker 69 May 7, 2020

Social Rager

n. A person who rages only in social situations. Examples include punching a hole in the wall at a party for no apparent reason, punching through a window at a crowded bar after only a slight provocation, and other random acts of rage meant to be seen and talked about by many people.

"Did you hear that John punched out a window at the bar last night?"

"That's wild. John is totally chill."

"Yeah, maybe John is a Social Rager."

by JellyrollJustice January 20, 2009

Social weightlifting

When you are trying to strike up a conversation and the one you are trying to talk to gives you no response.

"Everything I asked him, all I got was just a yes or a no. It was some heavy social weightlifting!"

by Anonymous Model May 7, 2009