1. A person so effortlessly attractive, they’re not just a snack—they’re hauling an entire cart of looks, charisma, and confidence.
2. Someone who’s undeniably comprehensive hotness: style, swagger, and personality included.
2. Someone who’s undeniably comprehensive hotness: style, swagger, and personality included.
Snack Wagon: noun
Did you see Marcus at the party? Whole snack wagon energy.”
“Girl, you’re not just a snack—that’s a full snack wagon, brakes optional.”
“That new haircut turned him into a snack wagon.”
Did you see Marcus at the party? Whole snack wagon energy.”
“Girl, you’re not just a snack—that’s a full snack wagon, brakes optional.”
“That new haircut turned him into a snack wagon.”
by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025
Get the Snack Wagon mug.A squad of fine-ass people (usually women) who roll up together looking like a mobile buffet of badness.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.
• “Bro… the club just shook. A snack wagon just pulled up and I forgot how to talk.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”
by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025
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That miserable woman at the bar is protecting the snacks, she’s not letting anybody talk to her bff.
by Stone Cold FeeFee August 4, 2025
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"Hey! You know who is a total shit snack? Ronnie Radke!"
"I've heard every one of his shows is a total shit snack."
"I've heard every one of his shows is a total shit snack."
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by Ghettoprodigy August 10, 2025
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