Jonny Shake

The manoeuvre performed by most self-respecting men after they piss. Involves shaking ones dick so that all excess piss is removed.

“Hey man I just went for a piss but forgot to do a Jonny Shake so now I have a piss spot on my boxers”

by A Trustworthy Botswana Man August 3, 2018

cold shake

The act of mixing raw heroin with water without heat in the bucket of your needle, and shooting it. Can only be done with pure, raw heroin.

That raw from up North is so good you can cold shake it.

by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018

Salt Shaker

When someone is beyond salty. The second level of being salty

Savannah: He’s being a salty, I didn’t even do anything.

Sunny: He’s being a salt shaker

by Nauti_girl December 27, 2018

Miso Shake

Violent tremor that occurs prior to sipping Miso Soup from a Miso Soup spoon.

After a long night of moleing, Jacc had the miso shakes at Shinju Sushi.

shite, the miso shake made me spill my soup on my new dungarees.

by Cuckis69 February 15, 2019

Shamrock Shaker

When one receives a reach-around from a short redhead girl after consuming a McDonald’s Shamrock shake.

Did you hear Jason got a gnarly Shamrock Shaker yesterday?

by GrizzlyArsenal March 16, 2019

cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.

The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

alabama shakedown

When you shake a blind man or woman until they see again.

Bro, i was so drunk last night i gave some random person an alabama shakedown. It was enlightening for the both of us!

by pastafanatic31 September 15, 2020