Hayden Short 

A Hayden Short is a large cock sucking mammal whose chest is often crapped on initiating a short but aggresive streak in which hayden will run around having sex with turtles.

What's that dude with crap on his chest doing on top of a turtle?
Oh thats just Hayden Short dont be scared.

Hayden Short by haydens number one fan! March 8, 2009

A couple fries short of a Happy Meal 

Nuts, Crazy

That guy is making no sense at all. He must be a couple fries short of a Happy Meal

A couple fries short of a Happy Meal by nolaughingmatter May 23, 2010

Slap a short person day 

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5

Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here

Slap a short person day by UpliftAura November 7, 2019

have deep pockets and short arms 

to be rich and stingy

You sir, clearly have deep pockets and short arms.

have deep pockets and short arms by The Retrun of Light Joker January 13, 2009

lock short 

A very small portion of a cigarette, by and large one drag left. Trying to get a deuce out of it is hazardous to your lips.

Kid 1: Yo I asked him to save me some of his cigarette in the bathroom, and he ends up giving me a Lock short.
Kid 2: That's fucked.
Kid 1: My lips sizzled the fuck off!!

lock short by evry1else December 26, 2008

Neil Short 

Generally awesome, with a hint of cunt. Also known as a Daywalker and a bum.

Neil Short

Neil Short by Fadgistic May 22, 2012

Garrett Short 

The type of kid who would pick his nose but when people confront him he brings up something else someone did.

Garrett Short was picking his nose but he brought up Matayo picking his butt

Garrett Short by Jaydesthefurry November 1, 2016