Pushing P

When you piss really hard it breaks the toilet bowl

OH MY GOD IM PUSHING P GET THE CAMERA

Pushing P by Poosay destroyer March 16, 2022

Pre-emptive sex pushups 

Pushups that a male will perform prier to having sex. The main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having sex.

Chris: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."

Pre-emptive sex pushups by ChiStriker June 23, 2011

penis pushups 

laying face down, to push up and lower one's body rythmically, using just the erect penis

the keeper, looking ashen faced, shouted "Trevor, forget those penis pushups, get out of that cage NOW, the gorilla's coming."

penis pushups by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

pushing p

an act of the male gender riding eachothers penises or the certain urge to get fucked from behind

johnny apple seed " im pushing p"
sally " so u like riding other dudes dick ?"

pushing p by jessica olsen January 14, 2022

pushing the bitumen wheelbarrow 

1. verb. vomiting, walking and doubling-over at the same time characterised by causing the arms to swing out in front of the person to resemble the action of pushing a wheelbarrow.

Ha ha, check out that dude, he's pushing the bitumen wheelbarrow bigtime!

Did he get any on his shoes?

pushing the bitumen wheelbarrow by Ryan Paine February 8, 2008

Pushing steel 

Working as a valet, parking cars.

Bro Montana: Yo boss, what you up to tonight?

Valet: Not much, just pushing steel son.

Bro Montana: Word. Hit me up later.

Pushing steel by Klaatu Verata Nicto April 9, 2009

Pushin' Daisies 

To be buried and deader than Elvis. Hence, the body is "pushin' daisies" because the body is now plant food.

Redneck: "Man, if we dun't get us shum dinnah soon, we gon' be Pushin' Daisies."

Pushin' Daisies by deaddreadpunk April 27, 2010