Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.
Example 1
Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.
Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!
Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.
Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!
by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017
Get the Poon Goonmug. a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.
Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019
Get the pooning the loommug. 
a phrase used by the members of comedy trio ‘the lonely island’ to describe being mocked or shown up.
andy: jorm is being viciously pooned right now.
jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.
jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.
by olive-Johnson December 27, 2017
Get the poonedmug. by blahblahface February 20, 2009
Get the Poon-blockagemug. Bro¹: yo i was with ogirl last night and she had a "poon flap"
Bro²: lmao damn Foo, so what yall do then?
Bro¹:asked her if she wana take a shower with me lmfao
Bro²: lmao damn Foo, so what yall do then?
Bro¹:asked her if she wana take a shower with me lmfao
by SMOF 1st June 2, 2023
Get the Poon Flapmug. by rad rachael March 2, 2019
Get the poonmug.