Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021

Pineapple

My super hot sexy daddy

Pineapple has a big shlong

by Brownies dick sucker 69420 October 14, 2021

Pineapple pizza

The best thing in the world

Pineapple pizza is great

by Wet potatoes are yummy February 18, 2025

pineapple cider

Commonly used in a bar to pick up women, a Pineapple Cider is code for A fore-thinking man having eaten an entire pineapple out on the town looking for a swallower.

Man: Hey pretty lady, do you like Pineapple Cider?
Woman: Fuck off creep.

by Pineapple_Dreams May 26, 2019

pineapple luau

A famous sex move where you eat a girl’s asshole through a pineapple ring. She spreads her cheeks and you stick a pineapple ring around her butthole and lick it.

He welcomed her to the Big Island by giving her the pineapple luau on the lanai at sunset.

by Stogie183 July 19, 2024

Irish Pineapple People

A very weird YT channel that is full of cringe

have you seen that youtube channel Irish Pineapple people

by The Real Irish Pineapple April 29, 2019

pineapple hairs

These are the words Anix used in his video. The leaves are actually called the crown of the pineapple, but we are all useless in this world so we use the term 'pineapple hairs'.

Anix: What do you call the leaves on the top of a pineapple?

Also Anix: pineapple hairs

by seiciro June 17, 2020