Man Period

When you are so De-hydrated that your poo is solid. so solid that it cuts youre arsehole on the way out, causing bleeding similar to a period

i had a really bad "Man Period" last night

by TheFosillsSon December 23, 2022

period friend

Someone who a girl always turns to thats on their period.

Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.

by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol August 15, 2011

period

The phenomenon when your uterus don't get a sperm because your only 13.
*cough* BLOOD
*sneez* BLOOD
*laugh* BLOOD
*FUCKING DO ANYTHING* BLOOD FOR FUCKS SAKE BLOOD!

when on your period nicely remind your bf. if your lucky he'll get you chocolate and you get lots of hugs.

by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022

Shotgun period

When you blow or get blown by someone using a shotgun and there is a lot of blood and guts.

When I blasted this guy off with a shotgun, he had a shotgun period.

by Fartfantehsecond June 9, 2022

period no t

Periods are punctuation marks used to separate sentences or elements of reference lists. Use a period in the following instances. To end a complete sentence. Note that you should use only one space between sentences after a period or other ending punctuation.

THIS CONVORSATION IS OVER PERIOD NO T.

by a guy behind a screen August 6, 2022

Man Period

When a guy has the symptoms of a girl on her period but only the mood swings😂

Oh Nos is on his man period again!

by JxKx October 3, 2017

Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.

My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”

by Jose f August 14, 2024