2 definitions by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol
(John) So how was last night?
(Jack) Aww man, I got so drunk that I somehow managed to shit cum and puke at once!
(John) You managed to triple yourself? YUCK!
(Jack) Aww man, I got so drunk that I somehow managed to shit cum and puke at once!
(John) You managed to triple yourself? YUCK!
by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol December 27, 2011
Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.
by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol August 12, 2011