$5-poker

A guy (or girl) that will poke anyone you want for only 5 bucks. The quality of these services are not as good as with a $10-poker.

I sendt my $5-poker to poke the principal in my school, but he failed!

by Hakiki November 11, 2004

Maroon 5

A band that used to be good before the 2010s

Maroon 5: This Love, released in 2002 (Rocks)
Maroon 5: Don't Wanna Know, released in 2017 (Sucks)

by HerobrineHunter May 4, 2018

January 5

hypothetical your bf day lmao just do it then

January 5: Damn she would hypothetical me right now

by erogjofngjdlniwef December 21, 2021

NOVEMBER 5

kiss a ma'kayla, or makayla day

lets kiss its november 5

by jackiechuu November 6, 2019

5-0

The police. People on the street call out 5-0 to alert the presence of the police.

Yo I saw 5-0 pulling up on the spot yesterday.

by jknHassan December 2, 2014

May 5

National give your gf neck kisses day😍

Gf: Why did you kiss my neck?
Bf: Bc its may 5

by Drunkdazedjungwon May 4, 2021

Mombo #5

If your list of women you've slept with includes a Monica, an Erica, a Rita, a Tina, a Sandra, a Mary, and a Jessica, then you are officially a man whore.

Fuck... I had sex with a Rita last night. That means I did a whole mombo #5... Fuck... Time to get checked.

by Elliot.Sven.Masson September 11, 2016