Morgan

A mean ass bih who is a bully. Spends her free time being rude and making people feel bad. Notoriously a horribly person.

Mark: Yo dude you wanna go out tonight!
Kevin: Nah, Frank is being a real morgan recently.

Mark: You’re right, idk what’s up his ass.

by truthspitter13 July 2, 2019

elcapitan morgan

A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.

Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???

Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan

by rumrunner77 December 18, 2013

Morgan

Sexiest Female known to man. Will always be there for you. Has the sweetest smile, most beautiful eyes. And is someone you need in your life. I personally have a Morgan, and its something I will forever cherish in my life. Morgan is someone who will do anything to see her family and friends happy. Morgan is someone who works hard and knows what they want to achieve in life. I will forever be grateful for my Morgan. Morgan's are wife material mom material.

Are you a Morgan

by PineSpringsPrep April 30, 2024

Dee Morgan

When you are blessed to have the chance to date a man much younger, much better looking than you, way out of your league because you intentionally put heroin or fentanyl in front of his face and got him to relapse so you could snake your way back into his life

RYAN GOT KILLED BY A DEE MORGAN , A DESPERATE MOVE BY A GRIMEY AGING WITCH WITH A MANLY FACE.

by RyansForeverMinnesota December 12, 2023

renee and morgan

The two best friends ever. They're perfect together and have been together almost all their life. They are both beautiful, and argue over who's more perfect, and neither of them want to admit they're beautiful. Morgan has the eyes. And Renee has the wardrobe. Morgan is constantly going through Renee's clothes. They both love to eat. They'll go to college together even though one is younger than the other. Eventually they'll have kids. Renee will be a great aunt to Morgans kids, and Morgan will be a great aunt to Renee's. They'll be together forever. And even though they're young, about teenagers, one of them has already found their love. Those two will stay together. Even though high school is coming. Morgan and Renée are sisters, and will be forever.

"Hey look there's Renee and Morgan, together AS ALWAYS!"

by Maglatron March 28, 2014

Saturday Morgans

Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.

Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.

Sylvestor: Hey dude, you doing any revision today?
Gerald: Nah man, I've got the Saturday Morgans.

by Fauxy-S February 22, 2011

Morgan

The greatest of all time.

No one is on Morgan’s level. She’s the greatest of all time.

by SOI.L Sauce December 25, 2021