moose

verb. To throw something at someone, ideally a stuffed moose toy. To be used only when the person does something really annoying.

Ugh I just wanted to moose him that time when he said...

by Rhiana October 23, 2007

Moose

Slang term for someone who is being downright stupid.

john: lets go swimming
bob: lets not john, you moose, its winter.

by imnotgodbutisurewishiwas March 27, 2009

moose

another term for "not it"
hand gesturing IS necessary.

You: "Who wants to clean the house?"
Everyone else: "Moose."

...You are now stuck with cleaning the house because everyone else moosed.

by holytoledotech March 4, 2009

Moose

The best dog that will ever live. He enjoys playing with milk bones as if they were alive and is really the whole family's pet. He can pass some serious gas and then just turn back and look at you as if you were the disgusting one. And Moose really loves the b***hes and will do anything he can to find them. Moose also does this cute head tilt when he is trying to figure something out like a noise or decide whether he should bark.

The neighbor showed up at the door with a box of puppies and said, "these belong to Moose"!

by 210940 February 6, 2010

Moofed

When a girl promises/offers a guy sexual favors over the internet, usually via AIM or another instant messenger, but never makes good on it.

Guy 1: "Why the long face?"
Guy 2: "Shannon never came through..."
Guy 1: "Oh dude, you got moofed"

by MrTryker July 15, 2010

mooseheadgreen

Founder of the Ownage Bros. This University student was named after Canadian beer and continually dominates other clans and administrators alike.

moose guzzles more cum than ILP.

by French-Fry December 12, 2003

moose

A female with a mustache (moose-tache)

Dude #1-"Dude check out that moose"

Dude #2-"Holy shit man she needs to line that up better"

by Triple Fo June 19, 2005