morning glory

alcoholic cocktail named for its tenancy to produce serious hangovers the next day.

the morning glory mix - 1 litre vodka

70cl red wkd

70cl blue wkd

70cl smirnoff ice lemon

70cl peach schnapps

4 shots of whiskey

this manages to taste like jelly, get you shit-faced and be neon purple at the same time.
Feel free to create you own variation!

"Dude I woke up with a killer hangover"
"How?"
"I was drinking Morning Glory last night"
"Dumbass"

by Hot Stuff! April 23, 2010

Hot Morning Moustache

The action taken where one person takes a crap upon waking, and places the feces on the upper lip of a sleeping person. Best performed while the poop is HOT. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez

I gave Joe a Hot Morning Moustache

by Damien July 18, 2003

Good Mythical Morning

The best show in existence, hosted by two mid-age guys: Rhett And Link who probably just dropped out of college and needed another job

Rhett:"Hey Link, we need jobs lets make a morning show called Good mythical morning and get money" Link:"Sure"

by Homie bean April 9, 2015

morning suprise cumming

this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.

yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....

by james watson March 8, 2005

Morning Log

n. When a male gets a boner when they wake up from a long sleep.

Usually they might have a nocturnal admission during it.

Friend named eric:"John your gay" John "No i not i have a morning Log when i was thinking about u" Eric " John your a dumbass and stop raping me"

by mr.smarts January 26, 2011

mooping

whilst mooning someone the mooner takes a poop.

dude, mark was mooping last night and got poop all on this guys windshield - he was pissed.

by bubbap October 6, 2011

morning donovan

Original band from the Bay Area, CA.

You check out the Morning Donovan Show this weekend?

by |v|0Rn!ng D0|\|0van May 13, 2004