Monkey on your back

To have an addicction, especially a drug addiction.

Man, he's got a monkey on him back! He's so wasted!

by bluestorm100 March 12, 2005

Monkey Sex

The communal act of rough...wild...passionate...primatial fornication. Usually accompanied with various vocal tones and frantic leg hmuping usually seen and heard from orangutans. It is also customary to wear "PLanet of the Apes" costumes in order to successfully portray monkey sex.

Dude, I was SO stoned, that I actually agreed to have monkey sex with this hot chick. *shameless expression* It was nice. ;)

by Neo2129 June 20, 2003

monkey chug

The act of hanging upside down and drinking an alcohol-containing substance at the same time.

Dude 1: "Dude, why you hanging there with a beer in you hand?"
Dude 2: "I'm preparing for the wicked act of monkey chugging."

by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

titty monkey

A person, usually an indian girl, whose tits and nipples are extremely hairy.

A: That girl had really big tits

B: Ya, but she's a titty monkey

A: That's gross

by lawlsballs May 27, 2009

Jew Monkey

(N.) Someone or something that is a complete ass.

(Adj.) Someone or something that pissing you off.
(V.) The act of being a complete douche bag.

YOU MUTHAFUCKIN JEW MONKEY!!!

by Pwn Sauce October 21, 2010

Hairy Monkey.

Female/Male private area that as not been shaved for a period of time.

Boy: "hey babe im horny satisfy me with your pot of gold"
Girl: "come here"
Boy: " GOD DAMN you got that hairy monkey. I'm no longer horny let's watch a movie."

by neerg February 18, 2012

Funny monkey

Funny monkey is a monkey that does something funny enough to make one smirk, laugh, and/or giggle. Funny monkies may include; throwing a banana, a chin bubble thing, or making weird noises, and the "orange eat me you" meme.

Guy 1: The Funny monkey was pretty funny ngl.
Guy 2: It really was lmao

by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020