Mexican toothbrush

Verb - Chewing a piece of gum instead of actually brushing your teeth to mask bad breath or halitosis, due to laziness or lack of time.

Dude, I had to give myself a mexican toothbrush cause I didn't have enough time before taking Mindy to the movies, I hope she don't want to get all up in my grille tonight.

by Dixiespimp August 2, 2006

mexican microwave

A mexican microwave is leaving the rest of your lunch burrito(or other preferrably hot lunch item) on the dashboard of a vehicle in warm/hot weather as to preserve it for continued consumption throughout the day.

I'm getting hungry again cabron, good thing I got the mexican microwave in the Dodge keepin my shit warm while I pick these fuckin strawberries. AYE.

by bigfnmike October 7, 2008

Mexican Dirty Donut

Verb: The act of getting with a fat dirty mexican chick and eating out her butthole which has large amounts of hair and pieces of poop stuck in it.

"Dude what's wrong?"
"The girls i took back to my place made me give her a Mexican Dirty Donut....."
"Ohh man that sucks, hows your breath smell?"

by Aliwishes November 2, 2010

Mexican Joyride

It's when you go to Toys 'R' Us, buy a fake kid steering wheel, get a hot latino women and make her fuck you while she is steering it on your chest.

Mike: Hey Zach did you go to toys 'R' us last nite and get the "Toy"?

Zach: Yeah, she gave me a mexican JOYRIDE all nite!!

by Joe Gimm August 21, 2009

Mexican Saulder

Aka duct tape. It's silver and it holds stuff together, even on old VW bugs.

He fixed the rearview mirror with mexican saulder.

by me December 27, 2003

Mexican Ninja Star

The little white table top lookin things you get with your pizza. If bent out of shape, they resemble ninja stars.

Person 1: "Dude, we just had a mexican ninja star fight in the parking lot."

by WHENINDOUBT June 29, 2009

Mexican Skydiver

When you take a flying leap onto a girl laying a bed after eating tacos with the intention of achieving high-velocity penetration. This is done while a panel of judges wearing sombreros onlooks and scores the jumper on a 10-point scale.

Guy 1: "Yeah dude, we went to taco bell then I pulled a Mexican Skydiver"
Guy 2: "I could go for some Taco bell right now"

by Joe the Pro February 22, 2010