Mean business

To be completely serious about something.

Alice: Here comes Charlie. Wait, what is he doing with that chainsaw?
Bob: Uh oh. I hope he doesn't mean business.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023

Mean cream

When you jack off with anger

Dang man I mean creamed like 4 times last night

by Millie wop June 21, 2018

The meaning of life

There is no meaning to life. Thanks to the second law of thermodynamics, you were born to increase the total entropy of the universe. You are just a worthless little piece of shit, and you do not matter. Your contribution to the total entropy is pretty low. Go blow up Mars first, and then we can talk.

Life has no meaning. We are just advanced/evolved forms of ancient organisms better at causing chaos than viruses. In a way, causing chaos IS the meaning of life.

by Mee6 46 January 24, 2023

Murder Your Mean Partner Day

The 8th of October is murder your mean partner day!

Damn she’s being a bitch, I can’t wait for the 8th of October because it’s Murder Your Mean Partner Day!

by Mikey Furlong ;) September 30, 2022

Mean dill cuty

The BDSM act where the female restrains the male and procides to beat his genitals with a dill pickle until said genitals fall off

Stay away from Ashley, she's into mean dill cuty.

by depressed therapist July 25, 2017

The Meaning of Life

42

What's the meaning of life. 42

by Nichole valcove January 27, 2017

You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by RetroWave January 17, 2023