liver math

Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.

Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.

Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.

Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."

Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."

Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."

by mrbean34 March 29, 2014

Life-math

The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.

"That cop saw the crime but did some serious life-math before deciding to ignore it"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015

math lit

math lit Is when you do math with words and not numbers.

Usually not accepted by Universities.

Math lit for example :

One melon + three melons = four melons

by chella_Qii_Kiindt November 14, 2013

International Rule of Math

The rule in Mathematics which states that whatever operation is done to one side of the vernacular, must be done to the other side. This rule was created by Andrew Warren in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

"I don't want this number her, can I just erase it? No, I must use the International rule of math"

by Molly Case November 28, 2013

Math

Sex. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiplication

Man 1: I'm very very good at maths

by AloneAgain0 September 20, 2015

Math Hangover

A feeling of nausea, fatigue, and general awfulness experienced after attempting a difficult math problem.

"Man, that algebra homework last night was SO HARD!"

"Yeah bro, it gave me a Math Hangover. I've had 5 cups of coffee this morning and I woke up with a calculator taped to my forehead."

by TheMedicareMathlete July 20, 2016

Math

A pointless procedure in which americans learn what dead guys had to say about 'N'S

"I'm your new math teacher!"

by SavagelyGucci November 8, 2016