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hell magnet

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Term created by famous TFL Youtuber Oreo man. Used to define men who have incredibly awful luck and are likely forced to be lonely virgins because of these uncontrollable conditions. The term is also synonymous with incel.
Jake: Hey Simon did you talk to that girl?
Simon: Yeah, she ran into the bathroom shortly after and called the cops on me.
Jake: Man you’ll get a girl eventually.
Simon: Nah man, it’s been 25 years, I’ve tried so hard, I might as well break bread with Satan because I’m obviously a hell magnet.
by Save my soul February 28, 2021
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buzz magnets

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A magnet that buzzes when you throw them in the air
Guy 1 I'm bored

Guy 2 hay I have buzz magnets
Guy 1 yay
by 👩👩+☕ March 6, 2021
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Barber madness

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When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.

POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.
My name is Massmord and i like Barber madness
by Filo da puta March 20, 2021
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Pain Magnet

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No matter what this person does, they'll get hurt. They're very unlucky, and even the best of situations can be ruined within a few seconds. Pain Magnets tend to be very kind though... Well... Unless you do something to make them angry. Then they'll cause you pain, or at least try to.
Pain Magnet: Well, it hurt to walk, but I managed to do some of the stuff I had to do
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!
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Soso magnet

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Someone who likes baseball and/or Fortnite.
by E for president January 13, 2022
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March madness

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A game of tennis played to the death the winner gets 2 cents
He won the tennis game march madness
by asdfasdk/fjakj2392u3 March 17, 2022
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