bench licker

someonne who likes to lick where other peoples asses have been

Your breathe stinks Bench Licker

by Dick April 10, 2003

astronomical one-liners

The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.

Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"

"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"

"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"

"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."

"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."

"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"

"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

licker

an alcoholic drink. If the word liqueur has derived from France why not this word "licker" couldn't be used and written in English? Write this. I've invented simplier version for liqueur

I don't like licker but other liquor

by Andrius lonesome :(((((((( March 13, 2008

Linner

Lunch and Dinner combined around 3 pm in the afternoon.

The boy asked me to go to linner with him on Tuesday.

by Lady carmine December 6, 2015

linkedin logs

The act of taking a massive shit while updating your profile while searching for a new job.

Shaniqua often takes LinkedIn logs and claims it helps her network to get out of her dead end job.

by Botta Bing July 30, 2019

Linger

The type of person to have sexual relations with small dogs. Also acts superior to children and treats them like retards.

Guy 1: yo you see that linger today?
Guy 2: yeah, he called me retarded and raped my dog.

by Ext.sss February 10, 2020

Box Liner

Description of a womans vagina that is a little old , tired, well used and worn out that could use some type of rejuvenation procedure.

Vince "That cougar looks great but she could probably use a box liner"

Don "Yup stick a ham in her and pop the bone out that aughta tighten things up a bit"

by richardcheese September 21, 2009