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Libberflabber

When you fart and your buttcheeks begin to shake and jiggle
Did you hear Jessica Libberflabbered in Gym on Tuesday?”

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by Justin Tyger September 26, 2019
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libe

"libe" is supposed to be the german word for love , only stupid 9 year olds spell it like that though it actually is "liebe" but no one ever corrects these dumbasses.
Dumbass: ich libe dich *weint* ( i love you *cries*)
Person: okay dumbass
by uwui'mafurry October 16, 2019
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Liberalized

Literally Hollywood every company mostly people who don’t know what they’re talking about. You put everyone into groups instead of seeing someone as an individual and judge them unfairly for things they’ve never done nor associated with because you can’t see it from their point of view because of your close mind attitude. U claim to fight for equality but punch senior citizens
Society today has become so liberalized I just wish we could get along without demonizing one another.
by Justbekindtooneanother June 17, 2020
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liberatta

A girl who is just natural beauty. She always talks about how ugly or horrible she is but she is drop dead gorgeous. Liberatta may come off as a rude or standoffish human but she’s honestly so nice and people always go to her for advice She can be so nice or she can be the scariest person ever. She’s the most sassy person you’ll ever meet and she’s not afraid to stand up for herself or embarrass someone. She’s very sweet and one of the most loyal person to ever exist. She hates when people can't pronounce her name correctly but all in all she's a sweetheart!
Oh! Have u met liberatta? She's an adorable sweetheart!!
by _grace.lynn July 11, 2020
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liberaliarians

stinkin liberals!!!!! always ruining my barbecues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you liberaliarians get off my lawn
by gaygun September 28, 2020
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liberal-qaeda

A way better term than libtard.
(do NOT use unironicly)
Liberal: i just believe that science is true
Conservative: oh you liberals and your liberalchemy
Liberal: can you please stop insulting everyone who opposes you?
Conservative: ok, liberal-qaeda
by Friendly Definitionist October 31, 2020
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Liberal Words

The top Google result (as of November 2020) for this post's namesake.

Titled "Left-Speak : a glossary of terms", it's a strawman of a "liberal" in which the terms "socialist", "progressive", "leftist" and "liberal" are used interchangeably.

In it, "racist" is defined as "anyone who has decided that individuals should be judged not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."

The quote from MLK Jr is used here ironically, to point out apparent liberal hypocrisy. The entry (rather, all the entries, of which there are 77) is a projection of what the OP believes a "liberal" would mean when they speak. This entry continues with a heavily misconstrued explanation of "intersectionality".

Considering that the US is the *only first world country* where health care isn't universally accessible ("Universal Healthcare" is defined as , Specifically, a means by which you would be obliged to support or tolerate a certain political party or doctrine in order to save your very life") and given the many references to the US constitution, Left-speak was likely written by an American conservative.
"If you parse their sentences, the speech of the Left can be at times befuddling unless you understand their unique usage of terms. So that you may better understand (liberal words) Left-speak in the future, I offer the following glossary... You might want to print this and keep it on-hand for those times when you are unable to avoid (liberal words) Left-speak. "
by Mickey from Minnesota November 7, 2020
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