Storm Lake. Land of about 10,000 human creatures at a minimum. What do these people do on their weekends? Go to Sioux City? Not to Spencer, what is even in that mall anymore? Nah, if its summer they go downtown to drink. If they are college kids they go downtown to drink, or the local parties.If it is winter, guess what they do? Downtown to drink. High school reunion? Oh yeah, excuse to knit? Hell no, drink!! However is that what small towns are all about? Hell no! Project A Waste of Money, or AWAYSIS provide a great water resort named Kings Point. The meat packing plants provide the appropriate amount of pollution for the lake. The people on the outskirts of the city limits cry so they do not have to pay taxes all of the time, even though they are Storm Lakers. Great town to grow up in and visit your family in when you move the hell away from Storm Lake.
Suzie: Hey Paco, wanna hang out at my moms house?
Paco: Where is your moms house?
Suzie: Storm Lake, IA.
Paco: Ok, as long as she is not home so we can drink.
Jannie: Mommy, lets go swim in the lake at Storm Lake, IA.
Mommy:No dear, it is infes... how about we go to Kings Pointe, it has a slide.
Jannie: Yeahhhh!!
Paco: Where is your moms house?
Suzie: Storm Lake, IA.
Paco: Ok, as long as she is not home so we can drink.
Jannie: Mommy, lets go swim in the lake at Storm Lake, IA.
Mommy:No dear, it is infes... how about we go to Kings Pointe, it has a slide.
Jannie: Yeahhhh!!
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Lake bernard Park is the bestplace in the world. Found in Sunridge Ontario Canada. You go in the summer it is beautiful there are dances parks a beach etc. It is not like camping at all really, you have hot water and hydro. IT IS AWESOME
Girl one: Where should I go this summer?
Girl two: Idk Disney Land
Girl one: I guess but I wanted somewhere better
Girl three: What about Lake Bernard Park
Girl one: Yes thats it I love your awesome idea
Girl Two: CAN I COME ?!?!?!!?!
both girls: Yes we wouldnt want you to miss it
Girl two: Idk Disney Land
Girl one: I guess but I wanted somewhere better
Girl three: What about Lake Bernard Park
Girl one: Yes thats it I love your awesome idea
Girl Two: CAN I COME ?!?!?!!?!
both girls: Yes we wouldnt want you to miss it
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Often, a person who is Lakeing will let you know that they are doing so (often inadvertently) before they offer their "insight."
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Joe: Now, I don't know too much about Social Security, but...*rambles on and on*
*Everyone else thinking* Oh damn, he's Lakeing again.
*Everyone else thinking* Oh damn, he's Lakeing again.
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