Lemonade

When someone peels a lemon and throws it at someone else. Usually in an attempt to stain someone's shirt. It combines the word lemon and grenade.

That queer in Kam's last night was throwing ice at me so I grabbed a Lemonade from the bar and returned the favor.

by EGupInThisB August 2, 2011

Lemon Sneaky

Originating from the term "Don't be cheaky! Lemon Sneaky" and was thus shortened to just "Lemon sneaky" to refer to anything remotely cheaky.

The term can be further shortened to "Lemon" or "Sneaky" singularly

Jess "When we went to town the other night, Emily got lemoned and Dan was being lemon sneaky with some guy on the dancefloor!"

by iamdanj July 15, 2009

Montana Lemonade Stand

When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.

Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

R. Kelly Lemonade

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and simulates a cheese grater on your dick, and then fills her mouth with lemon juice and salt to get in the wounds.

"My girl just got braces, we're about to make some R. Kelly Lemonade"

by belent November 13, 2017

Lemon Squeeze

A sexual maneuver where the woman, or person on the bottom, takes their partners nutsack, twists it arround twice (producing a swollen and textured scrotum, much like a lemon), and then proceeds to shove it into said partners anus.

Carefully twisting Roberts hairy scrotum, Megan roughly inserted it deep into his, preforming the elusive Lemon Squeeze.

by AlexTheGreat August 4, 2007

lemon heads

Little rolled up balls of toliet paper left on a womans vagina from wiping after urination.

Honey, we need to get Charmin Ultra this cheap toliet paper is giving me lemon heads!

by Internal Defect December 28, 2005

jeezy peezy lemon squeezy

An expression used by huge dorks who are so hopeless that they think they are cool by saying it.

"UrbanDictionary doesn't have a definition for 'jeezy peezy lemon squeezy'?! jeezy peezy lemon squeezy!!"

"jeezy peezy lemon squeezy!! I don't say 'jeezy peezy lemon squeezy' too much!"

by NGE March 6, 2007