Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! 

A phrase often used by Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski on the animated TV show South Park. Used when friend Kenny is killed in every episode up to season 5 where he dies permanently. Until he comes back in Red Sleigh Down. The reason the creators no longer massacre Kenny is because they ran out of ideas and decided to just make him a major character. He still dies occasionaly like in "The List"

Stan:Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!
Kyle:You Bastards!

Kyle:Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!
Stan:You Bastards!

Stan:Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!,
oh wait, he's okay

Elf:Holy Crap we just killed that kid.
Stan:Yeah, whatever, what's the secret to corporations.

Stan:Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!
Cartman:Damn Straight.

Kyle:Oh My God! I Killed Kenny!
You Bastard.

Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! by Some Bored ass Canadian Kid October 21, 2008

cowboy killers 

Marlboro cigarettes. The name comes from the old marlboro ads in which cowboys were portrayed smoking cigs, thus the name cowboy killers.

Cowboy killer 100s please!

cowboy killers by Dee Lauris September 29, 2004

Crenshen Killed 

When a conversation is killed due to an interruption by a Crenshen. A Crenshen Kill always occurs when you least expect it, (ie: when conversing with a lovely young lady), and afterwards whomever you were speaking with will stop replying, regardless if the conversation was going well or not. So far, roughly 41,000 Crenshen Kills have been reported, all of which occurred online or in real-life situations. There is one time, and only ONE time where a Crenshen Kill is necessary, and that is when one is already being Gallegoed. As of date, these two phenomenons have never occurred simultaneously, though, the ancient Mayan civilization did predict a happening of sort in the year 2069.

FP: Would you like some mango tango?
Lovely Lady: I would love some mango tango, and I'd also love to mango tango the night away with you.
FP: I'll mango tango all night
Lovely Lady: I want to be covered in it
Crenshen: i like mangos
Lovely Lady: (takes bag off monitor, places it over her head, and sufficates herself)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*

DP: So how about Saturday night at buttsex o'clock?
Lovely Lady #2: Buttsex o'clock sounds perfect for me. I can't wait.
DP: Bring my green hat?
Lovely Lady #2: Yesss!! Bring your green hat!
Crenshen: can i come?
Lovely Lady #2: (fills pillow case with doorknobs, and beats herself to death)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*

Crenshen Killed by rastaysballin October 24, 2009

Who killed kenny? 

No one knows....

OMG!! they killed kenny!!! YOU BASTARDS!!
yeah but, Who killed kenny?

Who killed kenny? by OMFG12378541978236497812 January 3, 2009

kitler 

a cat or kitten that looks like adolf hitler

Joey: Hey like my new cat
Mark: Whoa cool thats a kitler
Joey: ?
Mark: See the marking under its nose and on top of its head that makes it resemble Hitler if he was cute, fuzy, and wheighed 3 pounds

kitler by jizzle dizzle July 20, 2006

Tour de Keller 

A guise for gay butt sex, a Tour de Keller is when two men tell everyone that they are going for a leisurely bike ride, but instead go behind the dumpster at a local Wendy's, and proceed to take turns fisting and pounding each others assholes. Their assholes be in obvious pain, but they can simply claim it was from the long bike ride.

Steve: hey man, you want to take a tour de Keller?
Patrick: yeah, I could use a good pounding, but need a good excuse to tell my wife why my underwear is blood stained.

Tour de Keller by J funktacular June 10, 2013

Helen Keller Fart 

Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.

My fingertips are ringing from the loud Helen Keller fart I cut during an ass wipe.

Helen Keller Fart by B. H. McNultey September 8, 2010