Jordan

a sexy motherfucker with a very large penis will fuck your girlfriend and any hot girl out there, can get any girl within the snap of a finger

Guy #1: I think He Just Stole My Girlfriend.

Guy #2: He Must Be A Jordan.

by Zerofxxx January 10, 2012

Jordan

A real hood ass nigga, does every drug in the book and gets mad pussy , hes a sex machine and fucks every friends mom if they are hot, hes a pussy slayer, pussy destroyer. He has a large penis also.

Damn, last night man, you were being a Jordan

by Swagmoniezyolo September 28, 2015

Jordanna

A girl who is smart, fun-loving, adaptable, creative, funny, sweet, and caring. Once you meet a Jordanna you dont want to let them go, they have such an impact on anyone they meet. She is beautiful inside and out. The eyes of these girls are so beautiful; you could get lost in them and stare in them all day. She is worth everything on this earth. She is a true goddess, inside and out. She's so much fun to be around. down to do anything. Jordanna are really good in bed, probably the best. A real Italian name as well. My girlfriend likes to be called Jordan or J instead of her actual name.

Dude #1: "bro, I want a strong, independent, beautiful women who is real in the heart."
Dude #2: "get yourself a Jordanna!"

by Itsnotaphase_ September 24, 2020

Louis Jordan

A low profile way of refering to marajuana over text or message. Louis Jordan was a jazz singer from the 40's, who more than likely smoked a lot of weed. For the fear of being caught texting or messaging about pot, just say Louis Jordan because it carries the same syllables as marajuana.

Marty: Hey, sell me some Louis Jordan.

Doc: Great Scott!!!

by SebWhoCoinedaPhrase July 15, 2011

Michael Jordan

The only man who could beat god in a game of one-on-one.

Michael Jordan just hit a 20 foot fadeaway jumpshot with three defenders in his face for his 55th point.

by Sonicoed May 9, 2017

Dirty Judah

The act of observing pedestrians while you are driving a car, and proceeding to pull your pants down and moon those observing

Yeah dude, I gave a bunch of people a dirty Judah the other day, and now I have to register as a sex offender

by WhackDaddy April 24, 2020

Mario Judah

Mario Judah is a American singer, rapper, songwriter, and record producer. In 2017, the 18-year-old Judah began producing music. Three years later, he released his first commercial single "Die Very Rough," as well as for his playful criticism of American rapper Playboi Carti for not releasing his second studio album, Whole Lotta Red.

Where The Fuck is Mario Judah

by Dicord Nigga lmao January 20, 2021