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Johnny Spillane

A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.
Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.

Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.
by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022
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Johnny

Szymon's best friend. He has a shit ton of sisters, everyone thinks he is gay but he denies it like the turkish deny their war crimes.
Szymon: "Nigga, give me some of these sisters."

Johnny: "You're doing me a favour man."
by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023
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johnny foster

A Cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Steelers4313 May 10, 2018
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Johnny Orlando

the most beautiful human that has ever stepped on earth. he is very funny, un-problematic, and hard working. he deserves the entire universe
johnny orlando is so beautiful omg *dies because he is so pretty*
by jadiawillrise January 25, 2019
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johnny joestar

A character in jojo's bizzare adventure part 7. He is the main protagonist.
by JackThatBoi October 24, 2023
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Darvo Johnny Depp

A wife beater who only accomplishments was playing himself in pirates of the Caribbean. He is also known for publically humiliating his ex wife in front of the world cause he couldn’t silence her.
“ welp I guess he pulled a darvo Johnny Depp
by Userfoekfkekfkenfnenfkfkenfwkv October 24, 2023
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a johnny

person 1: im bored, wanna have a shag?
person 2: i would but i dont have a johnny
person 1: its alright, i have one in my wallet
by skettyelf November 23, 2021
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