jeevs

-ed,-ing, (verb) to verbally torque another person's logic into a loop based on believing that the commentator is mentally challenged in the use of technicalities to such a degree that a feeling of mental stagnation develops leaving you speechless except for cussing. However the 'jeevser' is almost always correct in what they say.

can also be used as "out-jeevsed", as in "out-smarted" or "out-gunned"

1: "Where is the salad?"
2: "It is under your nose"
2: (looks down)
2: "no it's not"
1: "well, if you imagine a plane that starts at the level of your nose, then the salad is technically 'under' your nose"
2: "WTF is wrong with you?"
1: "You just got JEEVSED!"

by kedari December 3, 2011

jeeping

Jeeping is a late 90s, early 2000s slang term which is said when two individuals are having vehicular sex (like in a jeep).

At the drive in last night it was so awkward, all the couples were jeeping except for me and Carl.

by cluelessfanatic July 23, 2017

Jeegaan

A member of the political and business elite in northwestern Somalia

The Jeegaan are wealthy

by readyforthemoon55 July 9, 2019

sweeno-jeeno

the terrifying act of sweeno sticking her jeeno in your pooch. You're fucked pal.

Jeenofitastic!!!!

she comes to you in the night. You know she is there but there is nothing you can do. She performs the act of 'Sweeno-jeeno' on yo' ass. You scream. Why?

YOU DON'T KNOW.

THATS a Sweeno-jeeno.

by master de bates June 22, 2006

heebie jeebies

A feeling of anxiety, fear, paranoia

Every time I think about Donald Trump being our president, it gives me the heebie jeebies.

Too bad it's true.

by DankMemes22 December 11, 2016

Put the new 4gs on the jeep

It means do you have a big butt. When you ask someone if they "put the new 4gs on the jeep", you're asking if they got that cake.

Person 1: Hey l, did you put the new 4gs on the jeep?
Person 2: Hell yea!

by UrMomLovesMe❤️ April 16, 2023

Jeeves

A poor man who thinks he's above the station.

A snob with no money. He knows that he can't and will never get rich, so he clings on his idea of what makes him posh and better than his equally broke peers.

"Terry bought himself a flash car. He's a real Jeeves. Hasn't got it into his head that he's not going to get out of this dead town."

"I'll kill that bastard! You know what that Jeeves did to me?! When I asked him sumfinks about our Tommy, he looked down his nose on me!"

"Jeeves won't hang out with us because we are too common for him."

by McVillain November 4, 2003