3 definitions by kedari

-ed,-ing, (verb) to verbally torque another person's logic into a loop based on believing that the commentator is mentally challenged in the use of technicalities to such a degree that a feeling of mental stagnation develops leaving you speechless except for cussing. However the 'jeevser' is almost always correct in what they say.

can also be used as "out-jeevsed", as in "out-smarted" or "out-gunned"
1: "Where is the salad?"
2: "It is under your nose"
2: (looks down)
2: "no it's not"
1: "well, if you imagine a plane that starts at the level of your nose, then the salad is technically 'under' your nose"
2: "WTF is wrong with you?"
1: "You just got JEEVSED!"
by kedari December 4, 2011
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Awesome. Unbelievably kick-ass.
I rode a double over head wave from peak till it sent me flying. Was the best wave today. That ride was super gay.
by kedari May 10, 2015
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The act of getting deep-throated through your nose.
"Damn, that nurse just nose-throated me with that covid test swab."
by kedari July 27, 2020
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