Jake Munro

A goth who makes YouTube videos and metal music . He also looks like he's either in extreme pain or taking a dump whenever he suppresses laughter and it's funny as fuck.

A: "have you seen the new jake munro video?"

B: "Yeah, he's such a sadist when it comes to skating fails"

by I will steal your food June 14, 2020

Jake

A snake and a fake

Jake the snake.

by olivia_ciera January 20, 2017

jacked off

when a guy is really hard over a girl and is leaking sperm

he was so jacked off his pants were soaked and you could seehis dick

by lol December 3, 2003

Jake

Douches that wear sweatpants everyday. He thinks he's the shit but really he's just a shit. He cant get over you, never thinks he does anything wrong. He loves to brag even when you tell him not to tell anyone. Beware he pretends to care but really just wants to get in your pants.

Watch out he's a totally jake

by This-is-you-bestfriend October 23, 2010

Jake

Vagina

Guy 1: LETS GO LIFT FOR THE THIRD TIME TODAY.
Guy 2: No, I don't want to.
Guy 1: GOD YOU'RE SUCH A JAKE.

by Snake77 November 10, 2010

Jake

the name of a guy who got too much of his penis cut off during circumsision.

wow, your penis is small, is your name jake?

by johnny cutoff February 4, 2010

jake

A euphemism for penis. It can be used to describe an actual penis, or to describe the offensive behavior of another.

Reid - Whats wrong with Noel?
Robert - He got kicked in the jake.
Reid - Who did it?
Robert - Lee did, he's being such a jake lately.

by Kevin Edwards February 3, 2007