jack daniels

The only friend a sad person can get, a drink to consume alone when you need to breakdown in tears, expectably the whole bottle instead of an only glass.

Sad man: Jack, you really are my only and last friend... *sigh*
Jack Daniels: Come here I'll hug you! You can cry on my shoulder. Yes, that's it! Here you go!

jack daniels by Frank bonestorm October 3, 2005

Jack Move 

To steal something from someone without their consent. An action which someone does to another person for their personal belongings.

Walking down the street, I got a JACKMOVE pulled on me. There was a JACKMOVE in da hood.

Jack Move by Esteban "Stevie" Ayala June 30, 2003

Combat Jack 

To jack off in the middle of a firefight, or any combat situation.

Bob: Oh shit man, I'm scared of these Sammies.
Jim: Let's just combat jack to relieve the anxiety!

Combat Jack by Moskau September 23, 2005

jackspedicey 

jackspedicey is my foovriy utuber AKA poodipies second channel

i love jackspedicey but hate poodipie because he's a filthyfrank robot

jackspedicey by drago master June 28, 2017

EZ Jackster 

1) A Matrix-like program where you can acquire any piece of music ever created.
2) The root of all evil.

Didja get the latest Sir Paid-A-Lot single from EZ Jackster yet, Dijonay?

EZ Jackster by FD March 29, 2003

I am Jack's 

These are the original "I am Jack's" from Fight Club

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
I am Jack's Cold Sweat.
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
I Am Jack's Broken Heart

I am Jack's by Elliot C. April 13, 2006

Jack Bauer Day 

n.
1. A day dedicated to watching a full season of 24, as if you're actually watching the show in real time. Some may start watching at the same time that the episode starts; this however is optional.

2. A very intense day, usually filled with unusually dramatic and perilous moments, somewhat similar to a day in the life of Jack Bauer.

David: Man, are you comin' into work today?
Tony: Nah bro, I just picked up Season 5, I'm havin myself a Jack Bauer Day.

Chloe: Jeez Ed, what happened to you today?
Ed: You would not believe it, i got in a car accident, was fired from my job and then pushed out of a bus! What a Jack Bauer Day!

Jack Bauer Day by thediddler April 4, 2009