A house on stilts is a woman with a massive torso connected to two spindly, spider-like legs. She is the human personification of Baba Yagga's hut. She has the legs of a marathon runner and the upper body of a big fat sloppy American woman.
"Man, Maria is a real house on stilts. Look at the size of that chick's tiny legs! How do her legs even hold up that much bulk?"
by CPT Ron October 12, 2013
Get the House on stiltsmug. Cory in the House
"Cory in the House" was the longest running political propaganda to be televised. In 2001, Washington's finest minds went to work planning numerous attempts at popularizing the Federal government with America's youth. As George W. Bush's presidency neared it's end, hope was fading until an unnamed, ex-nazi propaganda specialist was contracted by the Bush Administration, and set to work. The results were an undisputed success.
"Cory in the House" was the longest running political propaganda to be televised. In 2001, Washington's finest minds went to work planning numerous attempts at popularizing the Federal government with America's youth. As George W. Bush's presidency neared it's end, hope was fading until an unnamed, ex-nazi propaganda specialist was contracted by the Bush Administration, and set to work. The results were an undisputed success.
by negativecr33p December 14, 2017
Get the Cory in The Housemug. A mansion in Washington, DC where Bush prostitutes himself to all his corporate and religious supporters on a regular basis.
by jesster79 March 17, 2007
Get the White Housemug. You're doing something correctly.
The name stems from the act of drawing something and the accuracy of it's shape.
House = the act of doing something
Shape = how well you're doing it.
The farther away the house is from being house-shaped, the worse the person is at whatever they're trying to do.
The name stems from the act of drawing something and the accuracy of it's shape.
House = the act of doing something
Shape = how well you're doing it.
The farther away the house is from being house-shaped, the worse the person is at whatever they're trying to do.
Guy #1: I drew this house, but I think it looks more like a banana.
Guy #2: Naw man, your house is house shaped!
Guy #2: Naw man, your house is house shaped!
by RykaLily August 17, 2011
Get the Your House is House Shapedmug. (Broun-Houz) Adj, Verb, Noun
1. A level of status. Typically used in reference of being physically, or mentally damaged in any way.
2. Used to describe anything horrid in any degree.
3. The act of Brown Housing.
4. Alfredo, Tai, Sam, and Shon.
5. The new "Fucked Up."
1. A level of status. Typically used in reference of being physically, or mentally damaged in any way.
2. Used to describe anything horrid in any degree.
3. The act of Brown Housing.
4. Alfredo, Tai, Sam, and Shon.
5. The new "Fucked Up."
1.(Physically) Alfredo: OW! Man, i just Brown Housed my finger by slamming it on my finger.
2.(Mentally) Minutes after Sam took a sip of that wine cooler, he threw up due to being too Brown Housed
3. Shone likes to date Brown House looking girls!
4. YEEEE BRO, LETS GET BROWN HOUSED TONIGHT!!!!!!
2.(Mentally) Minutes after Sam took a sip of that wine cooler, he threw up due to being too Brown Housed
3. Shone likes to date Brown House looking girls!
4. YEEEE BRO, LETS GET BROWN HOUSED TONIGHT!!!!!!
by Will V! April 12, 2008
Get the Brown Housemug. An offensively irritating person.
by cocerned_citizen August 2, 2006
Get the dick housemug. by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016
Get the fart housemug.