Tom was choking out his little brother Tyler for eating all the chocolates from the Advent calendar on December 1st and for clogging up the toilet with a beast of a shit, and his mother Denise saw what was going on and started yelling at Tom in a raspy smokers voice, and threatened to take his car away, this did not make Tom happy so he threw her the ole Hartmann Hook, bringing her to her rightful place (on her knees.)
by George, Alex, Brendan December 14, 2008
Get the Hartmann Hook mug.Those undocumented workers that hang around in front of Home Depot or Lowes. They'll help you do yardwork, cleanup, and basic home improvement.
Usually Latino, and often sporting a mustache, they'll do a surprising amount of work for $40 and a six-pack of Budweiser.
Usually Latino, and often sporting a mustache, they'll do a surprising amount of work for $40 and a six-pack of Budweiser.
Dude1: I can't believe all the yardwork my wife wants me to do this weekend.
dude2: Easy man.. just cruise by the Home Depot and get some labor hookers. For $50, they'll do it all.
dude2: Easy man.. just cruise by the Home Depot and get some labor hookers. For $50, they'll do it all.
by sonnyvegas April 28, 2009
Get the Labor Hooker mug.1 — A term used for females who wear excessive make-up which results in them looking either whorish or like a circus clown or BOTH, but nevertheless extremely ridiculous, gross and tacky.
2 — Also used to describe a particular style of make-up which if often darkly outlining facial features such as eyes, lips and cheeks for glamour purposes. It could focus on all three or a combination of them. This style of make-up is intended to look that way and is usually done in a manner that does NOT look completely taste-less (not really 'day make-up', though).
2 — Also used to describe a particular style of make-up which if often darkly outlining facial features such as eyes, lips and cheeks for glamour purposes. It could focus on all three or a combination of them. This style of make-up is intended to look that way and is usually done in a manner that does NOT look completely taste-less (not really 'day make-up', though).
1 — "Did you see that teacher? How can she wear so much make-up when she's coming to work to teach Maths? She looks like a fucken clown hooker."
2 — "My daughter, Sabrina, was in a magazine photoshoot for this Winter themed article. They put really heavy 'glamour' make-up on her. The photographic director told the make-up artist to create "a cold clown hooker feel", whatever that means."
2 — "My daughter, Sabrina, was in a magazine photoshoot for this Winter themed article. They put really heavy 'glamour' make-up on her. The photographic director told the make-up artist to create "a cold clown hooker feel", whatever that means."
by Rina Lam February 14, 2012
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Get the hookersnatch mug.A girl that hangs out with mostly guys but does not hook up with them, therefor not a hooker, but a hookar.
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