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Home Improvement Sunday

The excuse your "friend" uses to avoid coming over to your house for a meal on Easter Sunday.
Bruh...it's home improvement Sunday... It's a thing...I promise I didn't just make it up.
by Suburban Pictionary July 6, 2016
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take me home

a very amazing book trilogy that deserves film adaptations which is about two brothers that basically save the world while dealing with their own shit all cause of their dad
swag person- “do you like take me home?”
even cooler person- “yes I want a film of it.”
by pendinglove September 5, 2021
mugGet the take me homemug.

charity begins at home

A person's first responsibility is for the needs of their own family and friends.
Meaning you must support those closest to you before others.
"As the starving Ethiopian children came to my doorstep begging for bread, I handed my piece to my son, charity begins at home."
by Warrior G October 12, 2017
mugGet the charity begins at homemug.

home button ghost

n. A ghost that lives in every iPhone. The ghost is haunting you when you click the iPhone home button once and it clicks twice instead, opening the multitasking bar
(shows friend multitasking bar) Dude, look, there's a home button ghost in this thing!
by joedizzle March 11, 2015
mugGet the home button ghostmug.

grease and go home

To perform non intimate or emotional intercourses on someone you have no feelings for and leaving right after, simply doing it for pleasure.
After stenio got done greasing the snow bunny she asked him when they would link again, he then told her “it’s grease and go home “ and proceeded to leave while chanting “yesssiiirrr”
by StenioTheRetard November 12, 2019
mugGet the grease and go homemug.

The Home Run Trot

This is when you successfully go from titty fuck, face, puss, to ass in order (rounding all four bases) then slowly trot through her house much like a baseball player rounds the bases after a home run. Most importantly, you have to high five and ass slap everyone you see along the way.
Hey Gary, after the game ended last night on a walk off homer I gave this ugly bitch at the bar The Home Run Trot. Her mom was a little surprised when I woke her up off the couch but I got the high five from her then she made me breakfast!
by Larry and Rex and Benny July 9, 2018
mugGet the The Home Run Trotmug.

coronavirus go home

by hiuwu April 10, 2020
mugGet the coronavirus go homemug.

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