noun/verb.
plural form: Happy Cacti
When a guy who has participated in "No Shave November" goes down on a girl to eat her out. The rubbing of the stubble against her vagina would be analogous to a cactus rubbing against her flesh. In an added twist, the female has a deflated balloon inserted in her vagina. As the balloon is blown up by the male partner's mouth play, the balloon expands, causing a tickling sensation.
In a male-to-male variation, substitute the vagina for an anus.
plural form: Happy Cacti
When a guy who has participated in "No Shave November" goes down on a girl to eat her out. The rubbing of the stubble against her vagina would be analogous to a cactus rubbing against her flesh. In an added twist, the female has a deflated balloon inserted in her vagina. As the balloon is blown up by the male partner's mouth play, the balloon expands, causing a tickling sensation.
In a male-to-male variation, substitute the vagina for an anus.
Hunter made his girlfriend scream in pain and delight as he gifted the Happy Cactus upon her.
Mitchell's boyfriend made him scream out in pain and unexpected delight as Mitchell was surprise Happy Cactus'ed.
Mitchell's boyfriend made him scream out in pain and unexpected delight as Mitchell was surprise Happy Cactus'ed.
by CPT Morgan, Ph.D. December 2, 2010
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Black Dude One: Hey homie what did you do last night?
Black Dude Two: Oh i hung out with that couguer Tywasha!
Black Dude One: Oh word?! How did it go?
Black Dude Two: We happy toy boxed so hard! She put 15 things up dat ass and when I pulled them all out they were covered in shit! Then I fucked her with each one 20 times!
Black Dude Two: Oh i hung out with that couguer Tywasha!
Black Dude One: Oh word?! How did it go?
Black Dude Two: We happy toy boxed so hard! She put 15 things up dat ass and when I pulled them all out they were covered in shit! Then I fucked her with each one 20 times!
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Get the Happy Birthday Bitch! mug.Simply an e-motion (energy in motion) just like all other phenomena that arise through the body floating above the natural human undercurrent of peace. As with all energies in motion it comes and goes. Some idiots a while ago figured they'd screw with mankind and make them think that a certain emotion was better than all the others. I mean really come on guys how stupid did they think people we were? Oh wait.
Muskrat: Hey Ravi are you happy? I'm sort of sad because my muskrat jelly just got stolen.
Ravi: Dude man, you can't define your emotions just follow Buddha's teachings bro you'll realize your true peaceful nature eventually.
Ravi: Dude man, you can't define your emotions just follow Buddha's teachings bro you'll realize your true peaceful nature eventually.
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Get the happy mug.This Police force is the ultimate Police force in the universe. Using their Super Happy powers, they can kill everyone just by using their utter higher state of wapness.
They operate around the clock to fend off people who are breaking the law (according to their standards). This includes beating up korean people, hitting chinese people, or throwing japanese people through windows.
They operate around the clock to fend off people who are breaking the law (according to their standards). This includes beating up korean people, hitting chinese people, or throwing japanese people through windows.
English person: Hey you dumb chinky, how about you stfu? *punches*:
SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: OK THATS FUCKING IT, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME SUPER HAPPY POWER!! *unleashes rainbow attack*
English person: AHHHHHH!!!!! *dies*
SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: HAR HAR! THE DAY IS SAVED LZO! ^___^ SUPER HAPPY ME....*gets run over by lorry, dies*
SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: OK THATS FUCKING IT, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME SUPER HAPPY POWER!! *unleashes rainbow attack*
English person: AHHHHHH!!!!! *dies*
SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: HAR HAR! THE DAY IS SAVED LZO! ^___^ SUPER HAPPY ME....*gets run over by lorry, dies*
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Get the SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE mug.I drove by a happy fish kid standing in a bus shelter.And it looked like feeding time at the pet store.
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