Slut Around the 'Ham

When, in a fit of extreme boredom, you and a group of friends are forced to go to Southern Massachusetts' dumpiest town, Wareham, in order to find something to do. Examples of activities range from browsing the Salvation Army, going to Walmart, or hitting homeless people on the side of the road.

Juan: Hey, I am really bored. What do you wanna do?
Krist: We could always just slut around the 'ham.
Shannan: Sounds like a plan, lets go hit up the dollar store and find cheap records.

by Mtluongs August 29, 2011

ham sandwich

To get extremely drunk or "hammered" and that is where the name comes from.

Person 1: Hey what did you do on saturday night ?

Person 2: Oh i got completely ham sandwiched.

by Samuel J R January 20, 2009

Flat Ham

Pressing ones ass against the glass (i.e. car window) and mooning someone.

Some guy gave me the finger, so I gave him a flat ham right back.

by PhilMacCracken November 28, 2010

Ham-mitts

A football player who is unathletic, dumpy and has terrible hands. He has ham for hands.

Yeah man he's got some ham-mitts, he couldn't catch a cold

by Bobsdobs August 15, 2011

Kansas Ham Sandwich

Two Kansas males have a three-way encounter with a male pig. where one sucks the pigs dick while the other anally sodomizes it. After wards they butcher the hog and make ham sandwiches from it.

Matt and Doug enjoyed an afternoon Kansas Ham sandwich with lots of Mayo.

by BERTNERNIE October 21, 2011

Ham Monster

What happens to a woman's vagina after having one or more children, messing up her snatch to such an extent to make it look like a pile of ham.

"After our fourth child, my wife's pussy turned into a ham monster."
"Dude, I bet you 1,000 bucks that chick has a big old ham monster hiding in her pants"

by Urban Dickshun October 27, 2015

finger ham

A delicious snack to have after school.

John, do you have any finger hams leftover?

by Justin Bieber Fan💜💜💜 June 2, 2018