the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.
by tophieCC March 11, 2010
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Jeff: I totally gave this girl a golden phoenix last night!
Matt: How'd that go?
Jeff: She insisted on washing my sheets for me.
Matt: Nice.
Matt: How'd that go?
Jeff: She insisted on washing my sheets for me.
Matt: Nice.
by spfee January 9, 2012
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An obscenely brobdingnagian severance package to an incompetent corporate executive who has been dismissed due to an egregious act(s) of greed. Golden parachutes, often ranging in the billions of dollars, are given to CEOs who have eliminated/raided the employee pension fund, closed work places due to massive oversea outsourcing or wall st. bankers stealing the equity out of hard working Americans' homes, dealing a death blow to the American dream.
Politicians oppose any type of aid or break for Americans because their own golden parachutes insure that themselves and their family maintain a standard of living which few Americans can afford or will ever know for themselves.
by Lou Daveeko November 7, 2016
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by V o i d June 20, 2018
Get the goldentater mug.The perfect racial combination of a newborn baby consisting of 1/3 Asian, 1/3 black, and 1/3 Caucasian, resulting in a golden-like skin tone.
My child ended up being a golden cookie after I smashed that half Asian half white girl. How lucky could my black ass get!
by oProton March 9, 2019
Get the Golden Cookie mug.When a biological mother thinks, by virtue of her pregnancy, that she knows what is best for a child, and is entitled to sympathy (i.e., acts martyrly) because of the pain she went through, disregarding the fact that raising a child requires many more years of work and is usually a team effort. They will often diminish the contributions by (ex-)husbands or their child(ren)’s step parents. Their labor pains are also used to excuse bad parenting, as though a few months of bringing a child to term is somehow on par with raising a child to adulthood.
My ex-wife hasn't seen her child for four years but she still thinks she is the better parent... She has Golden Uterus Syndrome.
by Area Resident September 7, 2021
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"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"
by Sir Fraz March 30, 2009
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