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God

If you're over the age of 10, even if you dont agree with it, you can at least think about the possibility that god was put in books or in drawings/paintings by people, and that people were not put here by god. Your ancestors are where you come from.
God never ceases to be amazing or interesting to hear about, it's a universal topic to most religions and is even outside religion, but it's also a topic humans are fully capable of imagining, a kid can do it.
by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020
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God bless you God

This is a humorous way to be thankful for the positives of nature, summer rain, love...
God bless you God, for sending each man a woman!
by I, Wreckerrr January 25, 2021
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God

What I make any man see and call out.
He called out for God so loud before he came the neighbours complained
by Lisa Curran April 1, 2005
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God

by Nick Pfaff March 11, 2008
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A god

by Skeetlar April 29, 2019
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God

Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Zlatan is not god, god is Zlatan. Zlatan is Everything and everywhere but is mostly known as a football player.
God created everything. Zlatan created god.
You can't not know Zlatan. Zlatan is everywhere
by Omanandam May 23, 2017
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NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What you say when you really don't want something to happen
Person 1: Can I use your toothbrush to clean the floorboards

Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 9, 2021
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