the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

Five O'Clock Flair

The ginger, and/or daywalker, equivalent of of the five o'clock shadow. Instead of darkening the skin like it's brown or black counterpart, the five o'clock flair in fact lightens the skin, or renders it reddish/orangish.

Male (to daywalking friend): You've got quite the five o'clock shadow going on.

Daywalker (to male friend): Don't you mean five o'clock flair?

by TangClock April 16, 2009

Anal five

The act of slapping a person's ass. Aiming for the crack is what makes it an anal five causing both cheeks to be slapped.

She thought he was just going for one cheek but he got both with his anal five

by THECURRYMAN April 26, 2009

Starting five

Referring to basket ball.

Your starting players, instead you have five boyfriends/girlfriends on deck.

Janaye are you single?

naw, im got a starting five.

by FeelDaRush August 24, 2009

Ultimate high five

To high five your fried/partner during a threesome to celebrate your sexual accomplishment.

So you and your friend got really shitfaced at this girls/guys house and they end up screwing you and your friend (a threesome) at the same time and to celebrate you high five your friend. ULTIMATE HIGH FIVE!!

by Gerald cuntzton December 3, 2007

And then i lost five dollars...

a phrase used to make a boring story more interesting, and keep people from thinking you have alot of money, so you can borrow some from them later on

i just ate about 3 apples but i got bored with the fourth one so i threw it a way... And then i lost five dollars...

by young thunda May 27, 2010

titty high five

it is when i big breasted women jumps up and down naked and her tits slap together

i just did me a titty high five

by the one... yes that one February 20, 2017