Epic fail

To fail epically and try to pass it off by saying something else actually happened. Its even much more epic when the fail happens in front of all of ones coworkers during an important event like a military relinquishment of command. It is only made much more epic when someone happens to capture it on film. This is what we have come to know as an Epic George Fail.

Rio: Did you see George, I think he almost passed out! Talk about an epic fail?

Throne: I know, are you okay George? It looked like you were about to pass out!

George: What are you talking about? I was readjusting my beret!

Rio: Whatever George, you just failed epically and I got a picture of it happening with my camera phone.

by hmmmm, I wonder..... June 3, 2010

EPIC FAIL

4 friends trying to get together than live 2 minutes away from each other but take TWO YEARS to hang out..

EPIC FAIL:suvs.tesser.Kloogers.preggers.

by iliketosingiliketodance July 28, 2010

Fractal Fail

A fail that causes a fail that causes a fail. A fail within a fail within a fail. In short, a self-similar, self replicating and non-terminating fail.

John and Bob walk out of geometry class.
John (to Bob): ...and it was like FAIL!
random person: (accidentally bumps into John) I'm sorry!
Bob: O.o
John: I...wasnt saying that to you...
random person: ....wait, what?
bob: fail
John: lol, I didnt even notice they bumped into me!
bob: and you said fail at the same time xD
John: and they thought I said fail to them
bob: yeah, and it was like...FAIL
john: lol, yeah, a fail within a fail!
(random person walks off)
Bob: yeah, but Im pretty sure that they didnt hear you say fail...
John: really? another fail...
Bob: fail...
(and so on...)
Another geometry student: it's a fractal fail!

by todellisus April 12, 2011

Slo-Mo Fail Roar

The sound made when the victim of a fail is slowed down to the point where the cry of horrific pain is changed into a gut bustingly funny roar and then posted on youtube.

The fat kids Slo-Mo Fail Roar when both his arms snapped like twigs made that video worth watching!! Although the bones sticking out through his skin made me throw up.

by A.Z.A.S Forever! January 12, 2009

Exclamation Point Fail

When you are typing an exclamation point and your pinky lifts of the shift key resulting in a typed "1" instead of a "!"

John: FUCK YES!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
Robert: Dude, you just "Exclamation Point Failed" all over the place!

by Ellron October 16, 2010

Water Rocket Fail

An incident where a water rocket fails to get off the ground, possibly exploding when launched

Hey Zach Dibble just cut a 2-liter bottle in half and attached it to a piece of pipe and he thinks it'll win the contest" "Wow, thats a water rocket fail

by aBipolarTree May 31, 2011

failboding

The feeling, as you sit there reading online or consuming other media, that whatever you're currently taking in is destined to create a gigantic kerfluffle or imbroglio in the blogosphere, which is going to rock teh interwebz. You can just see it's headed directly for the oncoming juggernaut of discursive DOOM.

Did you read that post on X's blog? I have major failbodings about that.

by spes_unica June 16, 2009