Father

Listen, I don't know either bro. Better luck next time.

Son: Father, who was the first father?

Father: Son, God was the first father.

Son: If God is a dad, doesn't that make dad bods the body of a god?

by RazeUsAll December 19, 2021

Fatherless

Someone who calls someone "bigot" when they don't agree with them. Usually on Twitter.

When I said that stupid statement, my friend called me "fatherless"

by MileClemets December 19, 2021

Father Larry

The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.

-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.

by butterluv December 23, 2021

Father Larry

The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.

-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.

by butterluv December 23, 2021

Father

a person that someone looks up to or thinks of as a father.

person 1: thats my father!
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???

by euphoricGAYtilly December 27, 2021

Father Wristmas

Jerking off on Christmas Day

Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?

Got a gift from Father Wristmas!

Gross.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Fatherless

An overused (subjectively) term that's used to insult "cringe kids"
Sometimes used as a casual insult?
If someone calls you by this, it's more likely they're referring that you're lacking of a male figure in your childhood rather than actually having no father

Person a:
"H1 1m S411Y
*insert bonny's image that got stollen from pinterest*
M3 PR0N0ŰNs 4R3 734/ZHEE"
4G3: 21 Y34R5 01D
1 D08T 1IK3 5H0W1N6 M7 F4C3 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
-S411Y S1N63D 0U7 🤖"

Person c:" fatherless "

by I can clean your toilet for 25 January 15, 2022