Creme Egg

A simultaneous ejaculation and fart. Accidental or intentional.

Sexy babe: Urgh, Dave! You've creme egged in my eye. I can't see or breath!

by Darv Shamber-Layne March 24, 2010

Sausage and Egg McMuffin

When having doggy style sex with a woman and you decide to have breakfast also. You then crack and egg in her cooch and add your sausage to complete the breakfast delight.

Tyler, while fucking Drew's mom, began to get a rumbling in his stomach. He then proceeded to make a sausage and egg mcmuffin in her snatch, she already had the extra cheese.

by NMSTOUTE February 5, 2009

Whale Egg

There are only two known to ever exist in the world, Jill and Joe.

Look Daddy a Whale Egg!!

by OneOfTwo April 22, 2009

FRIED EGG

When you take a very distinctly hot frying pan and you spank your soul mate with it and then you ejaculate on where you spanked her to cool it down.

Me and my old lady did the fried egg last night...

by beaner 666 December 4, 2010

Egg

Eggs are good

Eggs are cool

by 2020 is Satan April 8, 2020

goose egg

(1) The egg of a goose
(2) A moron, used as insult
(3)a term used for someone who lacks the skills to do anything right.
(4) proud conservative
(5) an insult to someone who is useless

"might aswell go lay an egg biatch"

by Blob September 24, 2003

Egg Roll

Another Name For A Small Penis

The Other Night When I Was With Nick I Found Out He Has A Total Egg Roll

by <3shuaa<3 February 10, 2010