Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024

Slim Donut

Something someone can only do in the dream world without knowing it. (Can only be picked up by a roommate or someone listening in). Literal translation: Eating to donuts to lose weight rather than gain.

*Fast talking* "I've only tried a Slim Donut once!"

by Keepongo October 28, 2011

Cream donut

When you cum so much while having intercourse your partners vagina or butt looks like a cream filled donut

I had amazing sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a cream donut

by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025

Glazing the donut

Pack the pipe

Hey man, let's be glazing the donut!

Means pack the pipe

by Camdude69! May 2, 2023

donut

The bait for an officer of the law

I caught a cop with my donut last night.

by Melodoo November 8, 2017

donut house

A place of business that would be out of business if there were no more police officers in the world.

When the shopkeeper was being robbed,he ran to the donut house for assistance.

by Anonymous May 8, 2004

Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.

"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"

by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023